what if you guys bought cute bracelets from me 👉👈 haha just kidding…..unless 😳

cryptotheism:

We Cannot Express The Magnitude of Our Regret For Party Rocking

retrograde-eyestrain:

idk if i posted this before but now’s probably a good time

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

molabuddy:

inkycorvid:

molabuddy:

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

NO

goodbye………

ubercharge:

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

fruitpilled-peachcel:

the byeah gif is still fucking hysterical to me

benihana-circumcision:

2urban2fantasy:

02nd:

borange:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

schermit:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

memorycycle: